open letter to the dilletante collectors on ebay who drive up the price of my tools

Watchmaking is a job, not a curiosity. If I ever come to your house and see good tools sitting on your mantle, and I ask if you got them on ebay, and you say yes, I'm going to sock you in the mouth and take them from you. If you want to collect something made out of metal, discover steampunk swag.

Assholes.