My music, Incorporated

In response to this ad, which leads to their site, I had to say something.



Dear "my music incorporated",

You advertise that your site has 99 billion songs. Do you realize how preposterous that is?
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You can't prove a negative

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[Sounds familiar, as if someone is arguing for the existence of god, who has about the same chances of being shown to exist as 99 billion songs.]

Nice logical fallacy. No, I can't prove a negative. But what's worse, you can't prove you have 99 billion songs, because you don't.

Just wanted to let you know how ridiculous it is to claim you have 99 billion songs. Which is very.
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Not really.... How many new bands are created Daily?

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Is this your way of proving you have 99 billion songs? Asking me how many new bands are created daily? Seriously?

Once again, you don't have anything even approaching 99 billion songs. Admit it.

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we really do...

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Then send me a list, if you have that many songs. How much space do all those 99 billion songs take up on your servers?

You don't have 99 billion songs. It's impossible.

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My Music, Inc.

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Hi Rich, you can probably tell that I've been dealing with some hosebag on the second shift in these emails, who staunchly defends that your site has 99 billion songs. He's obviously a devoted employee, probably with a bright future as white house press secretary. But between us, for someone to actually come out and defend a number like 99 billion is pretty crazy. When I need an obscure song, believe me, I'll try your service, but my point is that you just don't have the 99 billion songs you claim to have, because that's totally impossible.

I'm still waiting for some indication that you have all those 99 billion songs, which is a remarkable achievement. I thought you'd be proud to strut your stuff with that many songs.

Or to put it another way: 99 billion songs. I'm hearing it but I sure ain't seeing it; don't sing it, bring it. Where's the 99 billion?

And thanks for the reminder. I'll register when the need arises.

Thanks,
Dale