Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Dear 89.3 the current

(Why not? Maybe it'll hasten the end of the bad morning show era by a day or two.)


dear the current,

The morning show is bad. As far as I'm concerned the station isn't even on until nine in the morning. Then this morning after nine it sounded like the deejay (Thorn) must have broken up with his girlfriend. It wouldn't have been so bad if the morning show wasn't already the quotidian unlistenable lesbocoustic weep-carnival. When I listen to it I get the urge to make tea-tree oil candles and watch fried green tomatoes.

Please fix it, the current.

Nobody likes when people lose their jobs, so I'm not suggesting you get rid of Dale Connelly and Jim Ed Poole, but could you give them a good talking to? Their taste in music might hit the target demographic of xanax bar popping, mu-mu wearing co-opers in Linden Hills, but the rest of us have shit to do and don't want to fall asleep at the wheel. I appreciate that you want to be the alternative to the barf festival available at every other morning drive time show, but please, at least mention that there was a complaint about the tranquilizer music they play.

Maybe deejaying isn't for them. Have they considered how much money there is to be made treating insomnia?

Thanks.

3 Comments:

Blogger Myron said...

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1:46 AM  
Blogger --- said...

myron, no one cares about you or your retarded right wing blog. leave the normals alone. go hug a bullet or something.

6:44 AM  
Blogger dale said...

No, Myron can come here. I like how one day his reality is going to come craswthing down.

4:57 AM  

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